What Does a Cat Fashion Icon Have to Do to Get to New York Fashion Week?

Every Fashionista looks FURward fur New York Fashion Week, and this year Fancy Feast sponsored Malan Breton and he made three looks inspired by the Fancy Feast kitty. How MEGAPAWsome is that? The dream of every Fashionista is to become a MUSE (when God when?!?). Anyways since I'm feeling especially superbitchy I'm getting my claws out fur NYFW. Let's start with the three looks the Taiwanese designer made fur Fancy Feast!

Malan Breton I was waiting more from you!

Okay it's elegant and stylish fur sure but come on Malan you have a silver Purrsian as a muse! Didn't his huge beautiful emerald eyes strike you?? What about the shade of silver fur?? Maybe you got intimated in front of such majesty beauty -- mmm I will give you a hall pass! Of course I complained with Fancy Feast fur not taking me with them, I had to do it I'm a good customer and no other kitty is into fashion as I am.

Maybe next year will be my year!

As usual NYFW was full of celebrities (except me as we already stated!) and of course most of them try to dress their best fur the shows.

As I always say be careful with the light! Can be your worst enemy!

Sometimes I'm like WTDP (What the Dog Poop) is the designer thinking!!! In this case like Lisa Perry REALLY?? What was she thinking? The following dress might be kitty inspired but that doesn't mean that is CUTE or ACCEPTABLE at all.

Futuristic whore uniFURm??

On another paw Marc Jacobs collection was very into black and white stripes/polka dots, sequins and pastels! Very retro feeling.

Sorry but nobody models like me!

Fur last I want to show you the Rebecca Minkoff designs that were inspired by Frida Kahlo! I think the collection is very colorful and wearable! I think the clothing would look good in different body types.

One of my FAVES fur sure!

Incredible Photos: Two Dogs Escape a Burning Building

On Monday, two dogs faced a horrific situation in McMinnville, Oregon. Nobody was home, their apartment was on fire, engulfed in flames, and they were badly burned, huddled on the second floor balcony. 

The Pit Bull mixes, Simba and Brandy, had nowhere to go but down. Firefighters had just arrived and began fighting the fire when one of the dogs made his decision. He climbed on the railing, balancing himself, and then jumped. The second dog wasn't so sure, so a fireman went up on a ladder and removed some of the railing. The second dog jumped. 

The images were caught on camera by Dan Belderrain of the McMinnville Fire Department.

After the dogs jumped, they ran off, and Animal Control was only able to capture them later that day. Unfortunately, they were badly burned, but they are undergoing treatment at the McMinnville Veterinary Hospital. However, with the owners newly destitute because of the fire, the hospital has been forced to donate much of the cost of medications and staff time, according to the News-Register. 

Veterinarian Aaron Sears says the cost could run into the thousands of dollars, and the clinic is asking the public for help. It has set up a donation fund at Chase Bank, under the account name "McMinnville animal welfare," and donors may specify that they are donating for the care of Simba and Brandy.

Sears says that the burns are extensive, and some are "severe." Simba is able to walk, but he is in pain. Brandy is not yet mobile, according to the News-Register, and has burns on 30 percent of her body. Sears expects a complete recovery, however, albeit a lengthy and costly one. 

It's Impossible to Be Mad at These 6 Cats

If a naughty cat flashes a toothy grin or exposes a fuzzy belly like some of these, I'm done for.

So your cat knocks over your beverage and your turkey sandwich is now swimming in a pool of lemonade (or gin and tonic -- envision what you'd like). You race for a towel to sop up the mess and look over to see your cat stretched out in a sun puddle, looking perfectly adorable. Conundrum! You're supposed to be a little bit frustrated, but you also know your cat's a big tipper so this is also sort of your own fault and, dang it, how can you be mad at a face like that?

I totally get it. There are particular pussycat facial expressions, body positions, and overall vibe that charm me out of any sort of bad mood. They know this about me and use it like fine weaponry -- especially when they know they're in trouble.

Here are six cats who could get away with most anything with me. 

       1. The roly-poly

Phoebe, the great manipulator!

Every one in a while Phoebe pulls this one. She knows I'm powerless to the kitty belly and the promise of prime cat-huffing. If she steals something from my dresser or runs off with my pen, she knows this move is her Get Out of Jail Free card. I mean, would you look at her?Manipulation city, baby.

And do you think she'd oblige if I moved in to rub her belly? Hell, no. Rabbit kick to the face, for sure. But by that time, she'd already softened me, so she's back on top. 

       2. The peeky teeth

"Look at this fang and tell me you're mad." 

Oh, man. I have a thing for peeky teeth. They're insanely cute, and a flash of a fang gets my cats out of trouble every time. Instead of feeling cranky because somebody walked across my keyboard and deleted my document, I run for my camera. Cat: 1, me: 0. As usual.

       3. Look, a kitten!

What am I, heartless? 

I don't share my home with a kitten, but I'm fairly certain if I did, that precious baby would get away with everything. A kitten doesn't even have to rely on peeky teeth for redemption. A kitten doesn't have to change position, purr or cuddle in our laps (although that is a bonus). A kitten simply has to exist. 

       4. Of yawns and bags

The double doozy!

This cat gets double immunity. First of all, she's chillin' in a bag. Who can resist a bag-o-cat? And then there she goes with the yawn. Yawns = squinty eyes, full-on view of teeth and the possibility of adorable kitty noises. A yawn alone is enough to gain immediate forgiveness, but put that yawn inside a bag and forget about it! That's one smart cat.

       5. "I'm a silly kitty!"

"Join me." 

One no-fail way for a cat to make me forget any and all offenses is to make me laugh. Cats are high-larious, and my three are masters at seamlessly transitioning into, "Look at me! I'm a silly kitty!" If they can evoke a giggle, they know they're home free. And then, like a giddy, amnesia-ridden fool, I skip off to find my camera.

       6. The almighty cat smile

"Hi." 

Have you ever seen a cat who looks like he or she is smiling? That, my friends, is one of the best things I've ever seen. Maybe in my life. Plus, you get peeky teeth, which assures the grinning cat will not only avoid getting in trouble, he or she will likely be given carte blanche for any future transgressions. The smiling cat is the equivalent of the Puss in Boots eyes from theShrek movies. Humans are powerless. 

Are you a sucker for a particular type of cat face? Tell us about it in the comments! And post a pic!

10 Cats Who Look Like Miley Cyrus Sticking Her Tongue Out

Miley Cyrus had the Internet up in a twist and all atwitter on Sunday night with her performance at the MTV Video Music Awards show. In short: She ran through a medley of hits with Robin Thicke that involved lots of rear-end shaking and very few clothes. (You can check her performance over at MTV, although it might not be totally safe for the modern bottom-repressed workplace.) 

While running amuck on stage, Miley also stuck out her tongue a lot -- which is something Miley is very fond of doing. To the point where it's hard to find a picture of her with her tongue safely tucked away. Science has yet to come up with a convincing explanation for Miley's tongue-out tendency, just as it also has yet to explain the average cat's propensity to also sticking out her tongue, especially when in the vicinity of a camera. You see where this one's going: Here's a gallery of cats who look like Miley, cribbed from the former Ms. Montana's social media outlets.

1. Keeping your facial expression serious helps accentuate the power of the tongue.

2. Nothing says affection like giving your toy bear a nice long lick.

3. Always be the one mean-mugging it up with your tongue out when it comes time for the posse picture.

4. Thanks to Obama's Internet reforms the modern office is a full-on, tongue-out environment. Equality!

5. Sometimes you have to be bold and lead with your tongue, even if your accomplice seems quite frankly petrified.

6. When used together, hand gestures and tongues can make for a powerful political statement. Don't waste your opportunity to get your message across!

7. Classic Miley: Head cocked, tongue out, and a sly wink to ramp up the sassy factor. It's a look cats have been mining for years.

8. Opposites attract! Lure 'em in with the tongue.

9. The original toad-styled version of the MTV VMA Moonman award never quite took off, although cats are still partial to licking it.

10. When in a crowd you always want to be remembered as the classy one.